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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 01:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

No way

So they tried

Trump orders investigation into Biden's actions as president, ratcheting up targeting of predecessor - AP News

Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Thumbs down again.

Which sunscreen shall we use to apply on oily skin?

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

Common Brain Parasite Infecting Up To 30 Percent Of Americans Disrupts Neuron Communication - IFLScience

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why do trans people get so deeply offended when a stranger misgenders them, especially when it's a first encounter? I've been socially transitioned for 4 years and it just feels like a waste of energy to be so hurt by it.

No go.

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Who is the most trusted person in your life, and do they have the same trust on you?

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Which is the most liked web series in India?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What are some ballbusting stories?

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

Next, they tried...

Humans Have Smoked Meat For Almost 2 Million Years, Study Suggests - ScienceAlert

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Nuts and Butts

Christian Mbilli blasts Maciej Sulecki in first round, targets Canelo with interim belt - Bad Left Hook

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

No, not a chance

Are you worried that the 2024 US presidential election will result in a close race?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)